Oh Shiiiit!

You caught us with our pants down! This site is obviously still under construction.
You've got three options:

Fuck off!

You know you want to!

Well? What are you waiting for? Go on now. Shoo! Git! Vamoose! Here, we'll even make it easy for you: Click to

Wait around

This could take a while, you know

You have nothing much to do anyway? Cool, feel free to hang around. Here's another pointless button you can click to keep yourself occupied.

Saywat? You're bored?

Bah. A real prima donna aren't you?

Fine! You're probably looking to have some fun, right? *nudge*nudge*wink*wink* Don't worry. We got you covered.