The following is dedicated to all the fuckall's round the globe who are hated for a good reason!!!

If I die and go to hell, the satisfaction of seeing u there, BURNING, would be heaven enough for me!

If love was hate and hate was love...
I’d still love hating you!

If fate was in my hands, I’d turn all the road kills to humans... and I’d know EXACTLY where to start!

                           
Ever had your head run over by a lawn mower? You sure look like it!!

If I were you, I’d want to be me, or Carrot Top even!

If ignorance is bliss, you’re in paradise!

If you die and go to heaven, its only cuz they fucked up!

If Vin Diesel was a peach, I’d wannabe the cream.
If you were a peach, I’d wannabe the bitch that steps on ya!

Why have Deforestation? DeVohrastation is WAY better!!
(Only people who know me personally will get this one!)

The reason you are the way you are is probably because you fucked
up, Major Big Time in your previous life and you're payin for it now!

You’re the only one I know, who I can compare to a pussy band-aid,rubbed between a crusty ass and served with puke and bile on the side!

Conversation:
Me: “Hey, how are you today?”
You: ”I’m doing good.”
Me: “DAMMIT!!!”

You don’t need to pray... hells already preped for ya!

Butterflies die so easily... Why don’t you?

Wanna make the world a better place??? Go skydiving, Naked!!

You’re definitely a problem that’s crying out to be solved!

If you were break-able, I’d break you!
If you were fix-able, I’d leave you broken!!

God blessed your dog when he turned him deaf!

Halloween costume for YOU? Hell where do you think they get their ideas for those things from?

I'm sure you were circumcised by someone who really doesn't like you!!!
Took a too much offa the top... and the left... and the right... you get the picture!!

You’re already on my endangered list.
Can’t wait to put you on the extinct one!!!

YOU + 0 = 0
(WHY???) Because zero has no value and neither do you!!

You’ll never need heart surgery, you don’t got one!  

“Don’t let the sun go down on me” - Elton John & George Michael.
“Please let Something, Anything go down on me” - You.

If life was plane misery, I hope you live forever!             

“...And nothing else matters” - Metallica.
Well you never did to anyone, anyway!!

If I were you, I’d be insensitive, self-centered, vile, sadistic, ugly, lonely, pathetic, impure, loser and the biggest lying fucking bastard there ever existed!! WOAH!
I suddenly seem to love myself more than usual!!!

Take all the hate in the world, multiply it by the depths of hell, to the power of the length of eternity and add the distance of the universe to it!
That’d make it Almost [1/(100000) * the number of stars] of how much of a asswipe you are!

You’re the biggest fuck I know, and a disgrace to that word too!

What happens when you run into the wall with an erection??
DUH! You break your nose... you Dickless Wonder!

"Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday muthafucker
Hope your head splits in two"

Ohhh... do that again... I love the way u turn me cold!

You remind me of thorns n needles... cuz they DO what you ARE... PRICK!

I decided to sum you up into 3 small words : -
Wimp, Pimp, Limp  (Oh look they all rhyme too!)    

If my dog had your face, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!

When people say they like Limp Bizkit... I can understand.
When they say they like a limp dipstick like you! I don't.

Fact: YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE
Fiction: YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE THERE TOO!!

If you were an animal... you’d be a sewer rat cuz : -
   1) You’re ugly,
   2) Only vermin hang out with you,
   3) You stink,
   4) Plus u deserve to live along side shit!

You’re the last of your kind, but that’s only cuz you’re the only one of your kind!  

Everyone has a downside to their lives and you’re it!!

Nobody talks TO you... they talk AT you!
And most of the time they're actually talkin' to someone else and u just imagine it's you!

You’ve got so much good ‘bout u… I got NOWHERE to start!

Every time I look at you, I think of GRAVES! Most people who know you only do that when they smell you! 

Everyone’s got a dark side, only yours is like a Black Hole!

Someday God will get so pissed off with you that he’ll freeze your dick pointing straight down to hell where you belong! oohh wait, hasn't that happend already?

The only way I will accept the fact of sharing the same planet as you, is when I find out that I get to kick you so hard you float away into space and die!

Cats ‘may’ be able to survive without claws,
Birds ‘might’ survive without feathers,
But how do you survive without a soul?

Since your brains are in your balls, your balls must be in your head!
So if I had to kick your brains in, I wouldn’t have to hit really high!
DAMN! What the hell causes your headaches!

Just before we die, our lives are supposed to flash before our eyes before you die, you'll pretty much see what appears to be a black screen for 1/1000th of a second!

Most of the people who’ll show at your funeral will be there just to make sure you’re dead!
Hey at least they'll show up!

“He’s everything you want, He’s everything you need, He’s all the things inside you that you wish you could be,
He says all the right things at exactly the right time, But he means nothing to you and you don’t know why.”- Vertical Horizon
 
“He’s everything you hate, He’s everything u don’t need, He’s all the things inside you that you wish to secrete,
He says all the wrong things at exactly the right time, But he means nothing to you, So why are we talking about this still?” - Me

“Don’t get into my head… you just might get hurt.” - Jim Carrey
Don’t need to get into your head... no fun looking at blank canvases!!

If your heart were as big as you EGO, people might consider calling you a person again!

You’re like dandruff, no matter how hard people try to get rid of you, you find a way to worm your way back into their lives!!! (Get the Hint already!!)

You should put yourself to use... sign up for the first legal LIVE organ donation!!!   

People say Evil has many faces. MAN! You’ve got all of ‘em!!!

Love starts with a kiss and ends with a tear.
You start with a tear and end with a scream!

You’re like such a butt-crack! You’re just a meaningless line that helps out an asshole to spurt shit!

You’re creepy enough to make a snake’s skin crawl!!

If I am, only here to watch you as you suffer… I won’t let you down!!! (My version of Nine Days song)

Your only wish should be a Death wish.

Happiness leads to laughter
Sadness leads to weeping
Anger leads to violence
Love leads to all of the above
YOU lead to NOWHERE! You aimless nothingness.

Some people use their instinct as a compass of life, do us all a favor and follow where your needle dick always points! ( Ta hell! ) 

FACT: You call a lot of people your FRIENDS!
FICTION: You actually believe the shit you say!?!

I know what you're thinking... "If I'm so meaningless and insignificantly pointless, why are you giving me all this attention? Why are you bothering to even make a wisecrack bout me?"
Well I'm on a mind makeover and I was told to pick the lowest and most pathetic person I know and see them for who they REALLY are!!! So why should I be the only one to see your REAL side… not to mention you

were finally picked for something!!! FUCK, You should be honored!!!

You're distasteful enough to make people lose their appetites!

Some people think you've got a BIG ego, they just don't know that you're just a BIG case of denial!

The only time you and the word MISSED will be used in the same sentence is when i didn't have enough money, ended up hiring a cock-eyed hitman who failed to assassinate you!

Someone told me that you hoped to live “happily ever after” someday...
Yea right! With humanity still around AND with the way you are?!?
You've seen what they did with the aliens that crashed! Imagine when they find YOU!

If you were standing on a ledge, looking at the long way down, thinking about jumping...
and when nobody comes to your rescue, well... I will... See your torture...
uhhh i mean LIFE is far more fun for me to watch than death!

I try my best not to break my promises, see I haven’t forgotten my promise to make you drown in your own misery!!

Some people dread the fact that they live their whole lives with someone and then have to die alone! FUCK!! BE HAPPY !!
You could either live your whole life Alone… then die and become Jack The Ripper’s bitch for the rest of eternity in hell
OR
Be stuck with someone like you their whole life... die, and be stuck with you, again,  for eternity!!
( I'd choose Jack any day )

Some people believe Santa’s EVIL!!
But that’s understandable… some people also believe you’re nice!!!

Some fucks try to make-it with everything possible!!!
Men, Women, Babies, Animals, Objects, Aliens… SHIT!!
No one's disgusting enough to include You!!!!

You’re like a black flame in the dark! The significance of that is...    
NOTHING... Just Like You!

Scars are souvenirs we never lose
You're just like a scar... except you lack the 'sentimental value' quality that some scars hold!!

“You say it best when you say nothin’ at all” - Ronan Keating
Hell, I couldn’t have said it better!!! So shut the fuck up and you'll always say the right thing!

"Man made time a time bomb... the hours tick away!" - Arkana
BTW you have a surprise waiting for you at midnight!! 

“Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust!” - Priest at our funeral.
“Ashes through Matches, Good ridden to that fuck!” - Some guy who bothered to show at your funeral.

“You could be waiting for your life to begin, You could be so much more than you’ve been...
...You could be waiting for a day that won’t come” - Nine Days

I’ve got a baseball bat with your name on it!!!
Can't wait to put your face on it!!!

OK! I’ll ease up on you! You’re no longer a rotting pile of turds.
You’re now a lying sack of maggots!

Flowers are supposed to whisper the thoughts of the sender...
I’m gonna send ya a bunch of ‘Touch Me Nots’ right away!!
                

What’d your momma say when she first saw you at the hospital??
“GIVE IT BACK!!!”

You really shouldn’t worry… I bet E.T. felt the same way as you!!
Except for the fact that he’s cute and even though he was different just like you... he was wanted around and liked!!!

You really consider going back to where you came from… if they’ll take you back!!
Otherwise your gonna have to stick to spending your time around here… as a UNIVERSAL reject!!

If you were a song... I’d put you down as the trash section!
If you were a dream... I’d put you down as a weird nightmare!
If you were a movie... I’d put you in the 3rd grade horror section!
Since you’re a Person (supposedly)... I’ll put you down as miscellaneous!

Soon we’re going to need soaps that are ANTI -YOU!!    

If I die before you… I’m sure you’ll miss me… I’m the only one who gives you any type of attention!
 

Oh... pardon me for stepping on your face!!! It was an allergic reaction!!

R.I.P. - “Ripped Into Pieces”, well on your grave anyway!!

Food fest is coming up!!! I’m sure you’re gonna eat your heart out!!
ohhh, forgot! You don't got one!

I bet you love the nightmares you get!! It’s such a better place to be than when you're awake!!

...And people wonder why yo momma calls ya the caffeine of misery’s coffee!!

Its normal to MAKE mistakes!!
Not to BE one!!!

The only way anyone fucks you is by jerking off in their hands and throwing it at ya!

Your neighbors said yo Papa fucks more women in one week than you ever have!
Well... yo Papa's been fucking the HOUSEBOY since you were born... leaving your total score as -5!! =

I know totally desperate guys who'd rather get a blowjob from a shark than to even go near you!

Say! You should join the terrorists... you both like to do some fucked up shit and are too gutless to live up to it!!

Guns, Nukes, Wars, Crimes, Sodomy, Pedophilia, Boybands, Bin Laden are all the inventions and ideas of man that I'd love to uninvent!!
Hold up, yo momma just sent in your name to add to that list !!!

I know a guy who always has to have the last word in an argument...
I know a girl who always has to have the last laugh after a prank...
I know people who have to have the last look at what ever the hell they're lookin' at...
You, on the other hand are gonna have to get used to the fact that your last sight is going to be the underneath of my car!

Funny how you've always been the BEST at the SHIT things in life...
and SHIT at the BEST things in life!!!
 

"Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect! so why pratice???" -   Quote By Green Day 
Does that mean you had to practice being so perfect at being the extremest of imperfection?? Or did that just come naturally??

Most babies have something different about them.
You were weird enough to be nick named "THE UNIQUE" one!

Did that thing you got on your head you call a face recently grow on ya or was there a mis-hap when you were born?

You mean yo mama never told you why you were nick named "The Ho's Woes" ?

Just when yo mama was about to sigh in relief thinkin that the incident with the plumber was a false alarm, she found out it wasn't! You must feel so special!

"...Turn around, I'll be two steps behind" - Def Leppard
Yea... Right behind to trip you the whole fuckin way!!!

If I tried to see from your point of view, I'd have to stick my head far up my ass, and i can't seem to do it like you do!
                     

If people decided NOT to judge you by the book but by the cover... they's still think that you're a prick!

Here's what I think of you... "         " ,
And even thats givng you too much credit!!!

Plastic surgeons who do sex changes say that its easier to make holes than make poles.
But since you ARE one big "pole", do you think they can change you into one big HOLE?

I hope you know that when they call you loose lips, they aint talkin bout your mouth!

The only a person with 1/2 a brain would date you, so all you gotta do now is find a guy with exactly 1/2 a brain! Happy Hunting!
( Hint :- the morgue has alotta em)

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The next time yo mama needs her clothes stitched... just get her to thread your little needle dick n make you hump it together! - Diana

What’s the TOTAL opposite of nice, sweet, caring, honest, respectful and pure?? DUH!! Its YOU! - Diana
 

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All of the contributed lines have been credited. The rest is something i made up one night when i was 17.
If you want your shit added above, send it to me and I’ll credit it to you (only if its funny)… You can even dedicate your shit to whomever if you want, just send em a link!

This site is NOT full of hate because I got alotta hate in me... I just thought it all up cuz i was bored.
I owe it to NO ONE! Not to mention its supposed to crack a smile... so, ease the fuck up people!
Stop trying to Psychoanalyze me!!!

This page is dedicated to everyone affected by any kind of meaningless violence by the fuck-ups of this word! Please say a prayer for all those fuckups to die and not innocent people!!